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Gender: Female
Interests: I am not interested in stuff right now
Expertise: Being HILARIOUS!
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
Member Since:
11/3/2005
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| Gabe: "Emma, you're gonna hafta do your best. It's HIGH SCHOOL football, Emma. HIGH SCHOOL." Mom: "Yep, High School football. It's the 'bigs' kiddo." Gabe: "You better just DO YOUR BEST." Mom: "This is serious stuff, Emma." Emma: "If it's raining, I don't wanna cheer in the rain but I want to cheer, just not in the rain." Gabe: " Emma, just do your BEST." | | |
| Clavical broken Ankle sprain hurts just as much Exhausted mommy Wouldn't it be cool if we all spoke in Haiku. | | |
| The first day of school arrived. Not so bad. Then day two and the oldest child wakes up with eyes swollen shut and goop sticking them together. Ick. No school for you, son. Until the Vigamox takes over. Week two. Happy Monday, Happy Tuesday we are all back in school. Then day three and the second child has a fever. She aches. Her cough of three weeks is booming. Welcome Mr. Whooping Cough! No school for you, daughter. Until the fever subsides. . .Still sitting at 100.3 this afternoon. My kids usually wait until January to get sick. . . what up with this "let's go back to school and ruin our perfect attendance award on day two" schtick? And I hear at my HR meeting today of several others with children getting sick upon their return to school. I just don't like it. | | |
| Yellow lights exist for a reason!! So you can pull up into the intersection and turn as the light changes to red. Of course, being mindful of the other reason yellow lights exist. . .so you can speed up and fly through them so as not to be stuck at a red light. My invention of the "Car Atomizer". . .well, the bugs have not been worked out as of yet but the theory is this: Car in front of you is in the way? Aim the Atomizer at said car and they are instantly vaporized. The 'bugs' if you will, consist mainly of my Lack of Drive to build such a device as well as my 'Catholic upbringing'. . .and I don't mean 'Thou shalt no kill." It's my fear of hell. Hell would kind of suck. So the 'lady' in the Subaru is safe. | | |
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